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Conspiracy Theories ***official topic***
Started by stuarto_pidasso, Sep 03 2014 03:42 AM
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Posted 03 September 2014 - 07:32 AM
Here are mine...
Warrior gloves are re-branded winwell, the NHL and the Habs are in co-hoots to let them win and finally bency was a product of a cloning/genetics experiment gone very wrong
Warrior gloves are re-branded winwell, the NHL and the Habs are in co-hoots to let them win and finally bency was a product of a cloning/genetics experiment gone very wrong
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Posted 03 September 2014 - 08:44 AM
Here are mine...
Warrior gloves are re-branded winwell, the NHL and the Habs are in co-hoots to let them win and finally bency was a product of a cloning/genetics experiment gone very wrong
Awesome!!!!
There was a fellow whom I had a conversation with once. He kept saying "it's a communism" every time he meant to say "conspiracy".
That, sir was a "communism".
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Posted 03 September 2014 - 09:47 AM
I may as well give a conspiracy theory a go:
The reason why the Koho brand was done away with was because the Koho Indians were going to sue CCM/Reebok for using their name withour permission, then use the proceeds to build casinos and strip clubs across Alberta, CA.
The reason why the Koho brand was done away with was because the Koho Indians were going to sue CCM/Reebok for using their name withour permission, then use the proceeds to build casinos and strip clubs across Alberta, CA.
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Posted 03 September 2014 - 10:24 AM
How about this one, http://www.keanuisimmortal.com
It only makes sense that he was a goalie in high school, and in Youngblood.
It only makes sense that he was a goalie in high school, and in Youngblood.
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Posted 03 September 2014 - 10:51 AM
How about this one, http://www.keanuisimmortal.com
It only makes sense that he was a goalie in high school, and in Youngblood.
Yes!!!! Love it!!!!!
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Posted 05 September 2014 - 02:11 AM
Kovy was a Russian spy and his contact was the time frame they thought he'd finish his mission but he finished ahead of schedule and went back home :sarcasm:
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Posted 05 September 2014 - 06:11 AM
Kovy was a Russian spy and his contact was the time frame they thought he'd finish his mission but he finished ahead of schedule and went back home :sarcasm:
But now he is a double agent!!! Kovy is an American spy now.
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Posted 05 September 2014 - 01:37 PM
The USA assisted with completing the mission while revealing false data (not that he knows this) so that he would become a double agent for the help and went back to Russia to gather information for us
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Posted 05 September 2014 - 02:40 PM
The USA assisted with completing the mission while revealing false data (not that he knows this) so that he would become a double agent for the help and went back to Russia to gather information for us
That's a communism*!!!
*see post #3 to see what I'm saying.
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Posted 05 September 2014 - 02:41 PM
My latest conspiracy: Hockey Tron are a bunch of people who wear the Cooper SK2000 helmet morning, noon, and night and are trapped in a video game.
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