This likely fits everyone, figured we could all use a good laugh.
You found a pair of gloves for sale:
1. Are they Pro Stock? Y (2) / N (3)
2. Are they Warrior brand? Y (9) N (4)
3. Do you already own a pair? Y (5) N (9)
4. Do you need them? Y (9) N (6)
5. Will they make your collection that much cooler? Y (9) N (7)
6. Are they from your favourite team? Y (9) N (8)
7. Have you bought a pair recently? Y (8) N (9)
8. Give someone else dibs first, we're jealous of your 20 Franchises as it is. If not buy them anyway, the wife doesn't care right? Y (10) N (11)
9. You need them, buy them.
10. Your wife is going to kill you, may as well hide them in your stash and say you've been having them for a while now.
11. Say you traded some non-existant gear for them, works for me 100%.
Pro Stock Gear Decision Tree
Started by HockeySavants, Dec 15 2011 08:22 PM
17 replies to this topic
#2
Posted 15 December 2011 - 08:30 PM
The "traded for the gear" thing gets my mom to shut up XD
Phrasing people! Phrasing!!!
#4
Posted 16 December 2011 - 10:50 AM
it doesnt work for me anymore my girlfriend has a log of everything in Hockey room even sticks If I break a stick I have to bring it home so she can mark it off the list same with if I trade or sell anything.
It's Samsquamtch Ricky
#5
Posted 16 December 2011 - 11:43 AM
it doesnt work for me anymore my girlfriend has a log of everything in Hockey room even sticks If I break a stick I have to bring it home so she can mark it off the list same with if I trade or sell anything.
Wow dude... what'd you do to get her that anal about it?
Phrasing people! Phrasing!!!
#6
Posted 16 December 2011 - 12:16 PM
I bought way to many pairs of gloves and bought over 60 sticks in a month lol
It's Samsquamtch Ricky
#8
Posted 16 December 2011 - 12:41 PM
Holy crap!!! 60+ sticks?!? Thats insane!
Phrasing people! Phrasing!!!
#10
Posted 16 December 2011 - 01:57 PM
I bought way to many pairs of gloves and bought over 60 sticks in a month lol
And I thought I had a problem a few years ago when I bought 10 Mission Hossa sticks from the Penguins at the same time. Jeeze 60+... Really?!?!
#11
Posted 16 December 2011 - 02:06 PM
ya just started buying every play on the Wilds stick that was RH that I could get my hands on. It was really dumb of me I had almost 500 stick I bought 30 in one day. But I've either sold or gave away 90% of them. I may have to start my stock pile again since I can find so many for cheap. I also give away a lot of sticks and gloves to kids that play here where I live. I like give back to the hockey community that helped me as a kid. At once time I had 40 pairs of gloves, 9 pairs of skates, and 30 pairs of pants.
It's Samsquamtch Ricky
#12
Posted 19 December 2011 - 05:03 AM
Now shes really going to flip I just bought 13 pairs of gloves from a team so it will now make my glove count 22 pairs. I may get yelled at but I needed them and got them for a good price lol.
It's Samsquamtch Ricky
#13
Posted 20 December 2011 - 02:36 PM
Not saying I don't believe you, but I'd love to see pics of this lol.
#14
Posted 20 December 2011 - 06:05 PM
they will get here Thursday I won't get back home until Monday so the second I'm home I will take a pic for all of you to believe.
It's Samsquamtch Ricky
#15
Posted 27 December 2011 - 08:17 PM
Here is the pic of all the gloves. there are three pairs missing (I borrowed out some other gloves) there's a total of 27 gloves yes most are Harrow but most of them are going to find a new home.
It's Samsquamtch Ricky
#16
Posted 09 January 2012 - 06:47 PM
"We're gonna need a bigger boat"
I just sold 3 sticks, 3 pairs of gloves....that means 4 sticks and 4 pairs of gloves coming in right?
I just sold 3 sticks, 3 pairs of gloves....that means 4 sticks and 4 pairs of gloves coming in right?
He shot at the 2 hole....that's what she said
#18
Posted 28 January 2012 - 11:31 AM
watchgreat i gave away almost all of them with in a week of getting them in. Once I get my next shipment in I will post a picture.
It's Samsquamtch Ricky
