"Bauer 2N sticks painted all black" https://sidelineswap...ack-p88-75-flex

Please tell me these are jokes, right? 

$100 "custom skate painting" done by a 10 year old https://sidelineswap...ead-description

Completely destroyed low-end gloves (most likely chewed up by a dog) for $100 https://sidelineswap...eturn-gloves-14

This has to be a troll https://sidelineswap.../PlayItAgainLLC

I sold these to this guy for $200. I'm all for making a profit, but $2k? https://www.ebay.com/itm/174739588038

"Price is firm and not negotaiable"

https://sidelineswap...o-stock-size-10

https://sidelineswap...dth-pro-stock-8

Why buy custom skates made your feet when you can pay even more for skates made for someone else's feet?

https://sidelineswap...h-hockey-skates

https://sidelineswap...ey-skatessize-9

"Like new" with one of the worst repalms I've ever seen: https://www.mercari....m/m43056025660/

Ground down LS4 for $80: https://sidelineswap...used-288-mm-ls4

$600 for $100 skates and "Great for pro skaters"

https://sidelineswap...0-hockey-skates

  https://sidelineswap...ra-g50-suregrip

Now these are @#!$& ridiculous: 

https://sidelineswap...e-hockey-skates

https://sidelineswap...s-champion-team

$150 for a shell that goes for $50 on PSH: https://sidelineswap...arge-pant-shell

Anyone want to buy coffee or sunflower seeds through SLS? 

https://sidelineswap...le-expr-crm11oz

https://sidelineswap...sunflower-seeds

https://sidelineswap...-backpack-style

​https://sidelineswap...-rangers-colors

The bag belongs in a dumpster or donated. The shipping shows up as $22.90 for me, so with tax someone would be paying $40 for a destroyed CCM bag that's at least 15 years old. 

https://sidelineswap...7-hockey-skates These were $60 new and one of the worst skates (casual or otherwise) you can buy. One of the rinks I used to work for bought 20+ pairs of these as rental skates. After attempting to repair them many times, I had to throw every single pair out within a few months. Snapped tendon guards, creased boots, popped rivets & eyelets, cracked toe boxes, broken holders & runners, shredded liners, etc. All this damage was caused by casual public skaters, so I can only imagine how they'd disintegrate after one or two hockey games. The plastic Riedell rental skates held up much better, which is saying a lot. 

$1,100 for used Trues that were made for someone else's foot. Why pay that much for new custom True skates for your foot when you can pay the same price for used skates made for someone else's feet? https://www.ebay.com/itm/394681574846

$800 for overseas Nike skates with Marsblade ice holders https://sidelineswap...zoom-ice-skates

$500 for a Ducks Adidas practice jersey https://sidelineswap...e-goalie-jersey

$300 for used Little Caesars gloves with a cut thumb loop https://sidelineswap...ockey-gloves-14

$250 for beat up Vegas gloves with holes in the palms: https://sidelineswap...-golden-knights

Beat up old bag with holes and repairs for $200 + shipping https://sidelineswap...-team-equipment

Broken blackout stick for $50 https://www.ebay.com/itm/204375828591

Is this just a nice way to say they are counterfeit? https://sidelineswap...blackout-sticks

Exactly what it is. I reported these to SLS, even if they're notoriously lax when it comes to counterfeits. They'll give the seller a warning, put their account on vacation mode until they "say they won't do it again", then go right back to selling fakes. This is how is goes when it comes to blatantly fake jersey sellers like jonahg57. SLS will pretend to care, then go right back to making seller fee profits. 

ECHL call up to the AHL? Quite pricy for franken-gloves. https://sidelineswap...-14-w-ccm-cuffs

Crappy knockoff gloves from Pakistan aren't pro stock: https://www.ebay.com/itm/126052510507

On today's episode of, "Just Throw It Away!"

https://sidelineswap...ape-mouthguards

https://sidelineswap...f-various-items

$250 for HG12's with a rough "over the binding" repalm https://sidelineswap...es-13-pro-stock

$1,200 for someone else's custom junior-sized FT6's: https://sidelineswap...-custom-ft6-pro

Busted up, ground down runners for $100 each. I just sold a new set of Pulse Ti for the same price: https://sidelineswap...pluseti-2-pairs

That idiot got my hopes up for a millisecond. I sold a pair of VGK EK65 spec gloves from PSH a few years back and have been looking to buy them back.

Anyone want a used speedo? https://sidelineswap...4-new-condition

Not pro stock, not a special make, not made in Canada - just regular retail skates. Made in Thailand is right there on the tongues. https://www.ebay.com/itm/375103096893

Beat up Oakley mask for $75 https://sidelineswap...ble-hybrid-cage

Scalping is lame. There's a big difference between fixing up used items to make a few bucks and buying out stock and jacking up the prices. 

$70 for a Reebok shell? This isn't 2011. https://sidelineswap...-girdle-x-large

Seeing these sell for that price makes me wish it was 2011 again: https://sidelineswap...black-and-white

SURE BUDDY https://sidelineswap...ock-socks-large

"Ovi authentic" https://sidelineswap...rip-49-1-4-long

Just throw them away! https://sidelineswap...e-mx3-gloves-14

But...they're ELITE! Seriously though, they're just asking for glory hole jokes with that brand name.

Any $360 stick for only $240? Totally legit! https://sidelineswap...odels-available

What a steal! "One of the eyeLIDS is missing" https://sidelineswap...-vapor-2x-skate

$700 for skates you don't even know the size of? https://sidelineswap...h-hockey-skates

https://sidelineswap...-bone-elite-pro

https://sidelineswap...t-qr-pro-gloves

I keep all of my PSH tape stocked in my shop just in case anyone needs a roll. 

EDIT: Error on PSH's page. 

Just throw them away! https://sidelineswap...ft485-shin-pads

Terrible fake jersey for $380 + shipping https://www.ebay.com...:Bk9SR9rYnZr8Yw